Clean jokes
“If you think we’re going to waste our time, and beat these cans around for 25 cents, you’re silly! No way.
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“Only 25 cents?” one of the boys exclaimed. So I’m not going to be able to give you more than 25 cents.
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“Look,” he said, “I haven’t received my Social Security check yet. A few days later, the old man met them again when they were drumming on the street. The noisemakers weren’t happy about it, but they accepted his offer and continued their job. “From now on, I’ll only be able to pay you 50 cents to beat on the cans.” “This recession is a bit harsh on me,” he told them. But this time he had a sad smile on his face. The kids were so happy to hear this and continued to beat the trashcans.Īfter a few days, the old man greeted the kids again. Will you do me a favour? I’ll give you each a dollar if you‘ll promise to come here every day and do this.” You know, I used to do the same thing when I was your age. The next afternoon, he went out on the street to meet the young boys. The wise old man got an idea and decided to do something about it. They were beating almost on every trashcan they met.
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Three young boys, who were full of joy after they left the school, walked down the gentleman’s street.
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The very next afternoon, everything changed. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in a peaceful and silent place. The man says, “Because there is a picture of my wife in my pocket and I’m gonna keep drinking till she looks good enough for me to go home.”Ī wise old gentleman retired and he bought a modest home near a junior high school. The man does this a few more times until the bartender asks, “How come you ask for a beer, chug it, then look in your pocket?” He chugs that beer, looks into his pocket and asks for another. He chugs it, looks into his pocket and asks for another beer. The same pilot jumped out and said, “Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night!”Ī guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer. Once again, the MP’s surrounded the plane… only this time there were two people in the plane. The day after that though, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying “you-did-not-see-a-base” briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, told him Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.īy the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn’t a spy. The pilot’s story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room. You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as “Area 51?” Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their “secret” base. “Mind Your Own Business.” Furious the policeman inquired, “Are you looking for trouble?!” The boy replied, “Oh, yes.”īoy: “I love you so much, I could never live without you.” “What is your name?” the officer questioned. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, “What are you doing?” “Playing a game,” the boy replied. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek.
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One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.” “Ha! That’s not going to help,” she said. A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach.